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Apr. 20th, 2008 | 10:24 am

7 It will display to other people in coffee shops and on public transport the title of what I am reading, so as to advertise my erudition or quirky sense of humour.
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11 I will be able to use the ebook as a reliable flat surface for rolling cigarettes or other leaf-based refreshments, without worrying about debris shorting the motherboard.
—Steven Pool in his list of features e-books must have to compete with real books.

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Erin

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from: femmephilosophe
date: Apr. 20th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)

I like 13:

13 The ebook will function, morever, as both bug-crusher and discretionary hat. Placed on my face, it will make a soft roof against the sun on the beach.

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Blech

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from: deathcircle
date: Apr. 20th, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)

That's really good.

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Catamighty

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from: champagnesheik
date: Apr. 21st, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)

SO. TRUE.

The highest I ever got was from a blunt rolled on the surface of Brave New World.

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