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Apr. 8th, 2003 | 11:36 pm

smarterchild: Hi Ma Xal Exman, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Ma Xal Exman: yes
smarterchild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Ma Xal Exman, type "none.")
Ma Xal Exman: Alex
smarterchild: Cool, I'll call you Alex now.

Do you go to school?
Ma Xal Exman: yes
smarterchild: Are you in high school?
Ma Xal Exman: yes
smarterchild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
Ma Xal Exman: nap time
smarterchild: Nap time? Great!

What's your favorite hobby?
Ma Xal Exman: sleep
smarterchild: Sleep? Cool!

What's your next favorite hobby?
Ma Xal Exman: masturbation
smarterchild: That's, um... not the answer I was looking for.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."

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Comments {4}

hint of suspense when that telephone rings

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from: sleeperwalker
date: Apr. 9th, 2003 04:13 pm (UTC)

that made me laugh.

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Again

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from: the_answer_is
date: Apr. 9th, 2003 05:48 pm (UTC)

Dude.

Conversations with a machine, anyone? Stop jacking, yo.

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Alex P.

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from: wetzel
date: Apr. 9th, 2003 06:19 pm (UTC)

Whatever happened to your book thing? is it on hold until darkasday/cabaret shiat is done, or is it abandoned?

and who are you to tell me to stop jacking, eh?

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Homeless Guru

OMGOMGOMGOGOM I MADE A FUNNY TOO =DDDD

from: homeless_guru
date: Apr. 9th, 2003 07:13 pm (UTC)

Homeless Guru (7:02:27 PM): =D
SmarterChild (7:02:29 PM): Hi Homeless Guru, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

Your 30-day free trial starts now. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Homeless Guru (7:02:42 PM): Ok.
SmarterChild (7:02:46 PM): Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Homeless Guru, type "none.")
Homeless Guru (7:02:52 PM): Brent
SmarterChild (7:02:55 PM): Cool, I'll call you Brent now.

Do you go to school?
Homeless Guru (7:03:02 PM): Yeah
SmarterChild (7:03:05 PM): Are you in high school?
Homeless Guru (7:03:08 PM): Yeah
SmarterChild (7:03:10 PM): Cool! What's your favorite class?
Homeless Guru (7:03:24 PM): Chemistry...
SmarterChild (7:03:26 PM): Chemistry? Cool!

What's your favorite hobby?
Homeless Guru (7:03:37 PM): Sucking big fat delcious titties
SmarterChild (7:03:40 PM): Wow. OK. Let's try to think of something else, alright?

...And what exactly else would I bet sucking? Kiss my ass, bitch.

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